My name is Borderline Obsessed and I am obsessed with sunglasses. I have 7 pairs at the moment. To some that may not be that many, to others you may be shocked. The only problem I have is that I lose or break them easily, so I don't own a pair that costs more then $20. I'm actually fine with that though, after all who needs to spend $200 plus on a pair of sunglasses in this economy? Not me.
From Left to Right: Calvin Klein, Claire's, Amazon.com, Forever 21, Target
I couldn't find my 7th pair... maybe that's a sign I have too many? They are a pair of vintage Wayfarers from the early 80s. I found them in my Step Fathers tool chest and had them cleaned up for my own personal use.
Sorry I haven't posted in ages. I have had to take on another job thanks to this economy (err or spending habits). I discovered The Teenagers thanks to the Gossip Girl Soundtrack and am in love with their lyrics. The Teenagers are a European Pop Band that get under your skin. You can't help but put the CD on repeat. I get the same happiness listening to them as I do when I listen to I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper) or Bossy. Happy Listening!
Lyric Sample from "Homecoming":
Okay, listen girls, I met the hottest guy ever. Basically as I was stepping out of SUV, I came face to face with my step cousin or whatever. Who cares. Anyway he was wearing skinny jeans, funky hair and the cutest British accent ever. Straight away, I can tell he was rocker from his sexy attitude and the way he looked to me. Yumm he is totally awesome. Oh my god I think I'm in love.
This little jem is supposed to be about Nicole Richie.
Lyrics Sample from "Fuck Nicole": aspirins and alcohol this is a cocktail for Nicole fuck Nicole is out of control call Nicole and fuck Nicole alcopops and ketamine this is a cocktail for my teen fuck Nicole is in my dream that Nicole
Anybody who has known me for the past 2 or 3 years knows that I have a serious obsession on Chelsea Handler. She is my best friend, even if she doesn't know it and at least once a day I find myself asking "WWCD?". It started with her original sketch show on E! when I saw this video:
Not only was the skit hilarious, but it combined old people, a fashion show, and retro clothing. I was in love.
I officially knew we were meant best friends when I read this quote of hers online:
"I spent the day in bed with my life partner again today, her name is kettle one. We were talking about why I am still single and we basically came up with 3 reasons why I have nothing to offer anybody. Number 1 is because I cant cook and Im not willing to learn asshole! I cant clean, and there is a GOOD chance I might be an.....ALCOHOLIC. Think guys would be a little bit more excited about that! I mean... all they do is bitch and moan...."you drink too much." "you sleep too much." waaa waaa. Its like... if you were drunk all the time you'd be tired too! Its not easy!" - Chelsea Handler
From that moment on we were inseparable, like Grey Goose and Tonic or Wino and her crack pipe. I DVR Chelsea Lately, I've read her books, and I have even drove over 2 hours to see her standup live in some nowhereville town in P.A. If you haven't given her a chance, I suggest you start by reading both of her books, My Horizontal Life and Are You There Vodka? It's Me Chelsea, which can be found on amazon.com. You can also set your TIVO or DVR to record the show which is on Weeknights on E! at 11:30/10:30 and features Chuy, her little nugget.
I have yet to find someone who didn't like her after they officially gave her a chance...after all who can say no to these hot messes?
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